Top Stories
- Situation Appoints Self Own Best Man
- Anderson Commissions Vera Wang Bikini
- Situation Insists Tears of Joy Are Just Sweaty Eyes
- Situanderson Writing Own "Dance-Vows"
- Fox News, GOP to Save Rent by Combining Offices
- DC Craigslist Adds Section To Buy/Sell Votes
- Vitamin Water Releases "Pacify" Flavor
- Birthers Now Demanding Obama's Umbilical Cord
- Poll: 98% of Americans Prefer Bacon to Politics
Recent Stories
Verizon Kicks Off Ominous "We Can Hear You Now" Ad Campaign
Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Freedom of Speech Only Applies After Net Worth Reaches $250k
Diebold Recalls 50,000 Voting Machines: Machines Were Accidentally Made Hacker Proof
Redistricting Gives
Mall of America Own Congressman